The Staff of Greendale Community College
- Professor Ian Duncan
- Professor June Bauer
- Nurse Jackie
- Professor Cligoris
- Professor Garrity
- Professor Kane
- Professor Slater
- Professor Whitman
- Vice Dean Laybourne
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@PattonOswalt: Coda to my flight w/ @marcmaron: PARKS & RECS @JimOHeir behind me the whole time; didn’t see him. How very…Jerry.
When I hear “Nick Nolte” my brain automatically fills in “aw hell, Chewbacca!” Now yours can too.
(Source: schrodingerskat)
Another track from The Pennsylvania Macaroni Company - “Brian versus Eugene and Maria”
HOW MANY UNCLES DO YOU HAVE?
Artist: Patton Oswalt
Album: The Pennsylvania Macaroni Company
Track: Brian Versus Eugene and Maria
oooooh…tastes good!
The Hammer continues to taunt Randy Daytona.
Patton Oswalt as “The Hammer” in Balls of Fury
Just when I thought I couldn’t love Patton Oswalt more.
“Me ‘n’ my dog, Grumpus, on the cover of this week’s LA Weekly. I have better jowls.” -Patton OswaltWhy does it seem like everyone I have ever admired has at one point owned (or at the very least has had prolonged contact with) a French bulldog? Are they all trying to kill me?
Puppy Grumpus is all growed up!
I’ve just been informed that SULU fires the phasers on the USS Enterprise
If this made the question IMPOSSIBLE to solve, I will change the name of the crew member…hand your blue books to my T.A., I’m gonna go home, sit in a hot bath and open a couple of veins.
Fuck all of you, I don’t want to live on this planet with you anymore.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time we saw Patton Oswalt live and then got him to sign our Phil Collins album? It was the greatest thing I have ever done.
You like rock and roll? That’s rockin’ good stuff!
