All of the Bill/Dave/Cane scenes from Newsradio 2x09, “The Cane.”
(if the quality is poor on your dash, you can adjust it using youtube’s controls.)
‘Oh, Bill! I’m sorry about what I said to you earlier. What I meant to say was, ‘I yearn for you to plunder me sexually.’
- ‘Kay, when?’
please click to view this gif, it’s worth it!
Credits from “Catherine Moves On” (NewsRadio 4.07)
Thank you, Something Awful, for reminding me how awesome NewsRadio/Phil Hartman is.
i don’t trust people who don’t watch tv
i especially don’t trust people who don’t watch green acres
such a great episode—with bonus Charles Grassley (R-IA) in screencap!
(Source: anniecrestwhitestrips)
Negotiation Tactics!
- Jimmy: [sliding a piece of paper across the desk] Maybe this will change your minds a little bit.
- Dave: Mr. James, this isn't really an issue of money.
- Lisa: This paper says "Please."
- Jimmy: I'm actually willing to say that if that's what it takes.
(Source: fyeahnewsradio)
The public domain songs of Bill McNeal
- “William Clinton came to town, riding on inflation, took a town called Whitewater introduced it to our nation…” [Yankee Doodle]
- “Write me a loan, Bill Clinton… Whitewater loan… I’ve waited oh so long…” [Bill Bailey]
- “They’re beautiful… the gayest guys… in our nation’s Marines… what’s the matter Dave… gays in the military too hot for you?” [America the Beautiful]
- “When Johnny comes marching home again… he’s gay… he’s gay…” [When Johnny Comes Marching Home]
- “Someone’s in the kitchen with Bob Dole… someone’s in the kitchen with Bob Dole… someone’s in the kitchen with Bob… that’s really all I have right now… say, do you know if Bob Dole cooks?” [I’ve Been Working on the Railroad]
- -“Paul, Paul, Paula Jones… she’s seen Clinton nude…” [Row Row Row Your Boat]
- “Silent Night… Religious Right… Jesse Helms… sleeps tonight (Everybody!) Something, something Madeline Albright…” [Silent Night]
- “Oh Joe Camel… oh don’t you cry for me… you gave my uncle cancer but you’ll pay the lawyer’s fee.” [Oh Suzanna]
- “Oh Lincoln bedroom cost this much… moolah… moolah… Good Fred Thompson says it’s bunk… oh the moolah, hey.” [Camptown Races]
- “Twinkle, Twinkle Kenneth Starr… special Whitewater Prosecu-TARR.”[Twinkle Twinkle Little Star]
“Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. There is a saying, I cried…because I had no desk, until I met a man who had no feet. And the no-feet guy explained that there was such a thing as a budget, and WNYX was way way over it. The End”
Jimmy James, Newsradio 3x18, “Twins” (a/k/a the one with Jon Stewart)
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