I miss Shane :’(
“I’m going to win an Oscar at 50 - definitely, and I’m going to die at 49 and a half to ensure I get that Oscar. I need to die as close to the Oscar ceremony as possible so I’m the last person in the montage of dead people they show every year. That’s the best spot, you know.
Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.”
- Jason Sudeikis (‘Mr Porter’, January 24th, 2012)
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“Then why is your mustache trembling?”
(Source: mrs-sudeikis)
oh you precious human being.
On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop
To the next man in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, re mi, cutie
Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scooby Dooby Doo
I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, “Oooo, oooo, oooo!”
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna shoop
(Source: voyagehome)
Song Memories Sketch Master Post
Four guys get together, drink some beers, turn up some tunes, and reminisce in some… unique ways.
Starring: Will Forte, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, Jason Sudeikis, and the host,
(Note: The files are FLV and will play on Quicktime and VLC)
Aaahhh this is so perfect, because these sketches never get put up on Hulu. I guess NBC can’t cough up the scratch to pay Deep Blue Something for the online rights…Anyway thank you OP!
(Source: adiostoreadors)
S31e14, Matt Dillon. (Shout out to infectedsense who posted where to find this and made my dreams come true. :D)
I am so freaking happy right now, I have been trying forever to find this. Like, I want to write up a cute description, but I won’t. Just watch it. asfsfdsdf
if you like Bill and Jason, this is one of their best sketches together. It appeared in the episode that also gave us the sketch from which I take my name, so……
here, internet, have some handsome.
So much love for Joplin Alive Podcast.
(Source: forteikis)
