You Made It Weird #11, Doug Benson

• Doug: "Ghost Protocol" is my favorite expression now.
• Pete: Yes.
• Doug: Because I just love that it's called "Ghost Protocol."
• Pete: It's a terrible name.
• Doug: Like there's certain things that a ghost must do. When you're a ghost, there's procedures--
• Pete: It's "Boo," guys, it's not "Woo." It's "Boo."
• Doug: Yeah, c'mon, follow ghost protocol.
• Pete: Chains, never wires. Chains not wires, guys! I see your eyes glazing over. I know they're dead, but keep 'em up here.
• Doug: How many times do we have to tell you to stop trying to contact the living? Ghost protocol.