Thursday, April 19, 2012
It’s from a chapter called “Five Secrets of a Happy Marriage.” And of the five secrets to a happy marriage? Fucking? Is not one of them. You’d think it’d be up there, but….leave it to Christians! [affects accent] “Jews get it on, man. David Cross
Thursday, April 5, 2012
I feel like http://iscreencaptheshitoutofit.tumblr.com/ is the best thing that ever happened to me.

I feel like http://iscreencaptheshitoutofit.tumblr.com/ is the best thing that ever happened to me.

iscreencaptheshitoutofit:

Requested - Jeepers Creepers, Mountain Zoom

S2 Ep 3

The Biggest Failure in Broadway History

are you hearing that bass riff in your head now?? (I am.)

Sunday, March 18, 2012

“The Bob is not a person. The Bob is pure light and energy.”

(via fuckyeahbobodenkirk, originally iscreencaptheshitoutofit)

I pledge allegiance to Bob Odenkirk.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

laughterkey:

thejulydiaz:

jakefogelnest:

cracked:

ifc:

constable-connor:

The Audition from Mr. Show

If I ever audition for anything I’m doing this.

The perfect sketch.

“Perfect sketch” is exactly correct.

Legally required by the bylaws of the Alternative Comedy Act of 1998 to reblog the “perfect sketch” when it shows up on my Dashboard.

Reblog, reblog, reblog!

Classic.

(Stefan voice) it’s got everything: Crossy, Dino, yelling, chairs…

Friday, September 23, 2011

fuckyeahbobodenkirk:

Shoecourt Shoe Store Job Interview from Mr. Show

“What about angel dust?”

Monday, September 12, 2011

holyghostlanguageschool:

heterosexual-intercourse:

in the town where i grew up, they have this annual thing called the trucker’s parade that happens around christmas, and all the truckers in town drive down the main street with christmas wreaths and christmas lights and stuff…

and people come out to the main street with chairs to watch

That reminds me of this one story David Cross tells about like this one night a year in town where like they either turn on or shut off all the lights in town or something. Why can’t I remember it?

Light Up Atlanta

Lookit all them buildings!

Pablo Cruise is playing, get in the truck!

(Source: crocsandcapris)

Saturday, June 25, 2011
fuckyesmrshow:

Singer and two-time winner in the Philadelphia Regional Grammys: Maple Syrup!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbihs7lvLvk

fuckyesmrshow:

Singer and two-time winner in the Philadelphia Regional Grammys: Maple Syrup!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbihs7lvLvk

Saturday, June 11, 2011
Opposite day

Opposite day