“It’s not a lie, if you believe it.”
George Costanza (via obscureclouds)
8x17, "The English Patient"
- JERRY: What is that bubbling sound? Are you making your tomato sauce?
- KRAMER: Hot and spicy.
- JERRY: [accusing] You're not wearing a shirt, are you?
- KRAMER: Yes I am.
- JERRY: What color is it?
- KRAMER: Damn it!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Salad#Episode_Notes
- According to commentary by Larry David on the DVD, this idea came from him one day when he paid for someone’s salad and the recipient thanked someone else.
the no smell, no tell guarantee
“I’m Victoria, hi!”
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