sometimes when i am sad i just think about how pete holmes exists and everything is better.
the friendliest face!
Doug (on Rob Huebel auditioning for the e*Trade baby) : “They wanted an e*Trade baby that will say something other than things about George Clooney.”
http://dlm.libsyn.com/webpage/pete-holmes-rob-huebel-kumail-nanjiani-and-matt-mira
Pete Holmes (October 2, 2008, Greenpoint, Brooklyn)
It has been 3 years since the birth of Shits ‘N’ Giggles, and no matter how you decide to celebrate the occasion, try to be safe about it.
Thanks for all the support!
EXTREME!
You Made It Weird #11, Doug Benson
- Doug: "Ghost Protocol" is my favorite expression now.
- Pete: Yes.
- Doug: Because I just love that it's called "Ghost Protocol."
- Pete: It's a terrible name.
- Doug: Like there's certain things that a ghost must do. When you're a ghost, there's procedures--
- Pete: It's "Boo," guys, it's not "Woo." It's "Boo."
- Doug: Yeah, c'mon, follow ghost protocol.
- Pete: Chains, never wires. Chains not wires, guys! I see your eyes glazing over. I know they're dead, but keep 'em up here.
- Doug: How many times do we have to tell you to stop trying to contact the living? Ghost protocol.
Chelsea Peretti, Pete Holmes, and Nick Kroll from last week’s Doug Loves Movies.
wanted to post something happier, haha. Also in the Podmass write-up they singled out Pete’s build-a-title just like I did :)
(Source: dlm.libsyn.com)
