“Tonight’s the night Hazel. I do my surprise cameo, it goes viral, I take medicine for it. Next stop Hollywood…Florida to get the car from my mom, next stop California…Pizza Kitchen to tell my old boss Nadine to suck it. Next stop Tinseltown, because Christmas decorations are really cheap this time of year.”
LUTZ is unloading papers!
bum bum!
Really? This is how you see yourself?
Timeless Torches!
They’re REAL! You go, men and women over 40 who still want to share their Liberty love with the crowd.
(Source: alecziscute)
30 ROCK TUMBLR GIF FRIENDS HELP
my life needs a gif of kenneth’s eye roll/blink/barely audible tongue click* in response to jenna’s “aww, thank you” re: haircut. PLEASE. do this for me.
*i understand that you cannot hear sounds in gifs
Quick ‘n’ dirty version:

you can’t hear a sound but you can see his neck werq for the tongue click.
If someone has a professional version of this Kenneth eyeroll gif, please send it to Alyssa. Print it off and tape it to a guy with a beard; it will get to Portland eventually.


