Tom’s Stepdad: Hey Tom, did you take my credit card and use it to place an ad in the LA Times acting like Bill Cosby?
Tom Oatmeal: No. I don’t think so.
Tom’s Stepdad: Really? You don’t know anything about it?
Tom Oatmeal: No. I hope you catch whoever did it though.
Tom’s Stepdad: You know? Your mom and I signed you up for soccer so you could make the most of things out here.
Tom Oatmeal: I know that. Thanks. I need to go now.
They don’t have a “Whenever Jess wakes up” Publishing option so I’m just putting it for Sunday morning sometime I guess.
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