January 2011
vokka on the rocks, stefon on my tv
Happy New Year 2011, Eastern Time Zooooooone
You are all very kissable.
“OS 8! Were we ever so young?”
– Rachel watching “Nick Burns, Your Company’s Computer Guy”
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December 2010
Stuff I was excited about in 2010
Cool Tumblr friends
Actually getting to meet some of you
Community
Parks & Recreation
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Thursday Night Thunder in general {the above plus Office, 30 Rock, and The League}
Hot comedy guys
Podcasts
Hawaii, Hawaiian sea turtles
Neil Young, including the Stills/Young Band
Childrens Hospital
Party Down
Conan Tonight Show, new Conan show
Macgruber
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ABIGCRYFORHELP: Berate your girlfriend until she... →
the #lifehacks TT has some pretty funny stuff.
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SNL's Moving Bumpers
doctorhaircut:
All of the moving bumpers which have aired during the current season of Saturday Night Live. I have included links to higher quality versions of each bumper in the respective episode title.
36.1 Amy Poehler (HQ)
36.2 Bryan Cranston (HQ)
36.3 Jane Lynch (HQ)
36.4 Emma Stone (HQ)
36.5 Jon Hamm (HQ)
36.8 Robert De Niro (HQ + HQ)
A lot of work went into...
A couple people I follow posted the “What was your first impression of me” question, and I answered, and now I’m freaking out because they didn’t post them. Was I supposed to be anon? Were my responses mean? I tried to give a genuine response. These are both people I talk to and I thought we were friends so I honestly apologize if I’ve done something wrong. I...
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bobducca: Shocking realization re my family of... →
Small Bird →
whenparentstext:
Mom: there is a small bird in the house I will get him out later
It WALKED on my PILLOW!
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25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010 →
eggcorn:
Twitter bird hatches eggs. Many of them filled with corn.
Withdrawal systems
Arterial motives
Defense magnesium
Lactoast & tolerant
File under “You can’t make this stuff up…” Thanks Andrea for RT’ing the link, and to Zindzi for finding all of this nonsense!
This is too funny to be seen only by people who follow Eggcorn (my sporadically-updated blog about the little foibles...
Me llamo T-Bone la araña discoteca
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Just so my page isn't all cat pictures →
Here is a link to an AV Club interview article with Jon Lovitz. He talks about how he got cast on SNL and lots of different projects he has worked on. ACTING!
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Your Catfish Friend
by Richard Brautigan
If I were to live my life in catfish forms in scaffolds of skin and whiskers at the bottom of a pond and you were to come by one evening when the moon was shining down into my dark home and stand there at the edge of my affection and think, “It’s beautiful here by this pond. I wish somebody loved me,” I’d love you and be your catfish ...
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WatchI know the phrase “perfect human being” gets thrown around a lot here on Tumblr, but that is exactly what popped into my head when I watched Conan (backed up by the Basic Cable Band) play “Run Run Rudolph.”
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“Inexperienced, unbankable auteur seeks media conglomerate for short term...”
– Dan Harmon’s Twitter Bio.
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moonfacedwhore-deactivated20120 asked: So thrilled you liked your present! I swear it's the best I can do with crafts. My brother just came home from the dollar store randomly with all the materials like an SNL MacGyver/MacGruber and I immediately exclaimed "Rachel! Christmas! Perfect!" <333
moonfacedwhore-deactivated20120 asked: So thrilled you liked your present! I swear it's the best I can do with crafts. My brother just came home from the dollar store randomly with all the materials like an SNL MacGyver/MacGruber and I immediately exclaimed "Rachel! Christmas! Perfect!" <333
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themorallycorruptfayeresnick asked: And quite frankly, I resent them for it. What kind of a person salts another human being. There’s no joy in salting someone. Everyone loses.
themorallycorruptfayeresnick asked: And quite frankly, I resent them for it. What kind of a person salts another human being. There’s no joy in salting someone. Everyone loses.
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I posted that Fu Manchu song because I was excited...
nofoolin. But that song is really good. It also contains the famous Fu lyric about pinball:
Feelin’ just fine / five for a dime
(5 games of pinball for 10¢)
So now we, as a nation, need to find out whether JSuds likes playing pinball as well as basketball.
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My Best List for 2001 by Jack Handey →
unicornery:
Best Planet: Earth. Best Canyon: Grand Canyon. Best Hawaiian Dance: The Hula. Best Flat Italian Pie: Pizza. Best God: God. Best Vampire: Dracula. Best Candy Lips: Wax Lips. Best Bee Prouct: (tie) Wax and Honey. Best Monster: (tie) Dracula and Wax Head. Best Parrot Name: (tie) Polly and Waxy. Best Suey: (tie) Chop Suey and Chop Suey with Wax. Sexiest Actor: Wax...
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good names for indie bands
ghostlatitudes:
humans, inc. (hardc0re 70s punk revival band)
the kremlin (quiet, misunderstood, post rock band from the UK)
kid kannibal (surfy-punky girl band)
the people’s republic (electronica band from the seedy underbelly of LA)
the private sector (french indie pop band that espouses the example set by bands like phoenix)
vaginasaurus rex (light-hearted band from brooklyn with a...
Reposting this in honor of a very special birthday... →
K is for Kick-Ass R is for REALLY with Seth and Amy I is for Ice cream sandwiches S is for Serious opinions T is for Totes Magotes I is for IDGAF N is for Napkins, comma, yellow ones from Wendy’s A is for Annyong
Hey everybody Kristina is 21 today, please wish her the very happiest of birthdays.