February 2012
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FREE COMEDY, HELLO!
paulftompkins:
Today finds me appearing on two podcasts, Doug Loves Movies and The Todd Glass Show.
On Episode 524 of DLM I appear with the very funny Ben Schwartz and the deeply absurd T.J. Miller, alongside father-and-son contest winners Tom and Jeff Levack. And, of course, my ever-present sidekick, Galactus, the Devourer of Worlds.
On Episode 31 of The Todd Glass Show, it’s Part 2 of...
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yallarebrutalizingme:
HSAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! KRISTEN SCHAAL!!!!!!!!!! AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I wish it would have been on Who Charted so it could be a CHART EXCLUSIVE, but I guess it is a STAR TALK EXCLUSIVE.
Neil deGrassse Tyson: “Kristen Schaal, welcome. You told me backstage, you’re...
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ahhyoulikeditsoyouputaringonit:
well
ok then
quit tryin’ to act like I’m a steamboat operator
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Happy Bananaversary!
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halp the ziptie donuts are back
it’s just frosting, it’s not a ziptie, it ok.
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The NFL's First Satanist Quarterback →
tomoatmeal:
I wrote an article for my friend, Justin Halpern’s new humor website. Check it out here. You don’t have to, but man oh man, I sure would be grateful. Come on, please?
Justin is hilarious and can be followed at @justin_halpern.
This is cool; I enjoyed reading it.
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4 days later I'm still giggling at this.
Andy: Cool cryptex!
Ben: How do you know what a cryptex is?
Andy: I know what things are.
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comealongsong:
I don’t understand why everyone is picking on Madonna, I think she’s fabulous.
#and this is great #despite Cee Lo and LMFAO
I legitimately enjoyed the halftime show! Such a fun spectacle. And the new song is super cool too! I rewound it on my DVR so I could watch again :-p
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why come nobody from Fried Green Tomatoes was on...
Not to mention Cher effin Horowitz and Muriel dang ol’ Heslop!
get it together, list
good on ya for Marge Gunderson though.
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Listen, son, you're wasting time
purlforrester:
unicornery:
There’s a future for you In the fire escape trade #come up to town
But I remembered a voice from the past saying “Gambling only pays when you’re winning” I had to thank old Ms Mort for schooling a failure
#keep them mowing blades sharp
I knooowwww what I like And I liiiiiike what I know
something so Bibley about 2 Rachels singing Genesis
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Listen, son, you're wasting time
There’s a future for you In the fire escape trade
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my stupid face hurts.
Before:
After:
ow ow ow.
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Anonymous asked: I believe you're one of the best people I follow. <3
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I realize that maybe 0.5% of my followers care... →
And, y’know, normally we say “Don’t read the comments!” (to the tune of “Don’t Kill the Whale,” obvs) BUT in this case, reading the comments alerted me to the fact that when the article first went up, it featured a picture of Yes guitarist Steve Howe, instead of the interview subject, Yes bassist Chris Squire. That’s funny right there, I don’t...
January 2012
Jeff Goldbum is the TV father of Rodney "Everybody...
Does she still sign her name with the golden star sticker? I thought that was kind of fun. Like Krusty the Clown’s autograph with the stars.
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Doug Loves Movies, 1/27/12
Doug Benson: We'll start with [Andrew Lloyd Webber], then.
Andrew Lloyd Webber (Paul F. Tompkins): Yes. As it it should be.
Doug Benson: And you get to pick a category --
Andrew Lloyd Webber: I pick... motion pictures!
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