January 2012
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You Made It Weird #11, Doug Benson
Doug: "Ghost Protocol" is my favorite expression now.
Pete: Yes.
Doug: Because I just love that it's called "Ghost Protocol."
Pete: It's a terrible name.
Doug: Like there's certain things that a ghost must do. When you're a ghost, there's procedures--
Pete: It's "Boo," guys, it's not "Woo." It's "Boo."
Doug: Yeah, c'mon, follow ghost protocol.
Pete: Chains, never wires. Chains not wires, guys! I see your eyes glazing over. I know they're dead, but keep 'em up here.
Doug: How many times do we have to tell you to stop trying to contact the living? Ghost protocol.
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WatchMethinks Jack and Devon made a trip over to Passaic for the new NBC mascot :)
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Who misses Pete?
Me (I do)
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I’m sure his new family is taking good care of him….but he was such a lil’ puff.
please remember, if you are going to use the... →
Thanks in advance.
(picture is unrelated, but snazzy)
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Anonymous asked: Why do you change your last name to Spanish numbers?
He ain’t gonna e-mail you no more
He ain’t gonna e-mail you no more
He ain’t gonna e-
mail
you
no
mo-o-ore
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I love that every time I hear "Poker Face", Johnny...
For me, it’s Leslie Knope DJ’ing at The Bulge. But both are very good.
If you ever need to pretend to be a lawyer, use...
Estrem, Houge & Welsh, Attorneys at Law. (Sadly this won’t work on anyone in your family, unless they don’t know their own grandmother’s maiden name)
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laughterkey ha contestado a tu publicación: Today I am wearing a green sweater over a pink polo, and grey pants.
Buenos ding-dong-diddily dias!
Charmed. A-googly doogly. <3
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Today I am wearing a green sweater over a pink...
Heidely-ho, cube neighborinos!
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8x17, "The English Patient"
JERRY: What is that bubbling sound? Are you making your tomato sauce?
KRAMER: Hot and spicy.
JERRY: [accusing] You're not wearing a shirt, are you?
KRAMER: Yes I am.
JERRY: What color is it?
KRAMER: Damn it!
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“The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo would have been better if they left off...”
– @daveanthony (I am fully willing to admit his TGWTDT tweet-joke was better than mine)
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Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to...
doginamanger:
But you musn’t touuuuuuch!
His name sounds good in your ear But when you hear it, you musn’t fear
Because his naaame can be said by anyone!
#Thanks I got it off a hair dryer
Everyone's Favorite Disney Sidekicks
hellogiggles:
Galleries: EVERYONE’S FAVORITE DISNEY SIDEKICKS
by Danielle Romeo
DANIELLE THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE HOW COULD YOU
j/k I love you also thanks for the shout-out to Aristocats!
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“This totally encapsulates my anger towards Karmin when they made comments about...”
– a comment on “The 11 Most Infuriating Songs Of 2011, No. 3: [White Person], [White Person Cutely/Seriously Performing Urban-Radio Hit]”
Sometimes unattributed quotes are so juicy I get angry that I can’t find a legit source for them. This was the closest I could manage.
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Why *wouldn't* we throw rocks at trains?
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