Wednesday, July 23, 2014
skookumthesamoyed:

Breakfast hopes and oatmeal dreams

I do not have the triangle ears. Therefore I am a people and not a dog OR a cats. I am a flat ears human, so please give the oats. 

skookumthesamoyed:

Breakfast hopes and oatmeal dreams

I do not have the triangle ears. Therefore I am a people and not a dog OR a cats. I am a flat ears human, so please give the oats. 

kylermartz:

2012

I read this quote and then all I could think about was a whale in a cup

kylermartz:

2012

I read this quote and then all I could think about was a whale in a cup

Is that candle from Burning Love? Yes.

Do I want St Clair, Dan O’Brien, Lennon, and her super-Principal husband to go on Celebrity Wife Swap? Yes.

it would be the last push needed to get Playing House a season 2. 

here’s to the people* who get a lot of anons and answer them with poise, grace, and patience.

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I couldn’t do it. 

Charlie Day + Drunk History

(Source: hellyeahcharlieday)

Tuesday, July 22, 2014
partytomatoes:

NOPE
So go and talk shit ‘cause it just makes me strong The Beastie Boys and also me

there’s just too many cuties anymore

owleyinatowely:

unicornery:

laughterkey:

todf:

hotmonsters:

kkilgariff:

Fuck yeah.


or your funeral

The real question here is are the balloons worth decollapsing your opera hat for?

you kiddin’ me? Look at how elegant that script is!

this is like if howard and todd glass planned a party together.

owleyinatowely:

unicornery:

laughterkey:

todf:

hotmonsters:

kkilgariff:

Fuck yeah.

or your funeral

The real question here is are the balloons worth decollapsing your opera hat for?

you kiddin’ me? Look at how elegant that script is!

this is like if howard and todd glass planned a party together.

(Source: tofuttibreak)

PAGET GO GET YOUR KITTY!

Moths do NOT count for Pets of Drunk History.